Which is worse?

…a metal mouth for two years or crooked teeth for the rest of your life?

I don’t know if I can overcome my irrational fear of dentists and their sadistic equipment to let them come near my mouth. Besides, the $6000 price tag makes me feel lightheaded.

But I also don’t want to be 54 before I get braces. Now that would look creepy.

What is with Somalis and bad teeth?