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This morning while getting ready to go out I was brushing my hair when shocker of all shockers…I discovered a small coin sized bald patch near my forehead!

I stared a while in dumb shock, closed my eyes to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, opened them again and stared dumbstruck at my bald spot.

I was bald.

Let me repeat, I’m not a middle aged man or an 80 year old woman, and I’m starting to get bald! I screamed all the way downstairs, trying to squeeze as much drama as I could from the situation. Everyone unkindly assured me, yes they could see my pale shiny skull through my thinning hair.

So now, I’m using the comb-over style ala Donald Trump to hide my unfortunate spot. I knew watching 4 seasons of his show would help me in some way. I just never knew how until now.

I was searching the possible causes on Google (thanks net doctor) and it said it’s probably due to stress and would likely go away after a few weeks.

Thank God.

And oh yeah, my hair is permanently parted in the middle. That’s the only way I wear it. Parted in the middle and pulled into an ultra tight bun that gives me a temporary facelift feel. So that’s the problem if anyone else is experiencing this embarrassing problem. Try to vary hairstyles monthly.

My little brother disagrees. He said to me laughing - your hair is running from your ugly face. Ha ha ha! NOT.